Exposing El- Guapo

I'm afraid many of you have been duped as to the dubious exploits of one El-Guapo the Beer Bandito. Nowhere as of yet has Elguapo identified just what beer he has his eyes on. I for one will now be on his trail to identify his so-called taste in beer. Which I believe is just plain bad. I will be using all my literary abilities to counterman all El Guapo's movements, bad writting and plagerisms of past Christmas Exposes. So take heed El-Guapo I am now on your case and I have 62 years of experience to draw on.

As to your frequent trips abroad to visit Kadaffy as in duck to avoid a speeding ticket. It may have been a little cheaper just to pay the ticket don't you think? Duh! I'll be following you, watching you and exposing you. So get ready to be undressed- literally speaking. One false step and I will be right there to nail your ass to the wall. So be on the lookout for the further documentary of Inspector Cluelesso - That would be me. better known in espionage circles as the Pink Lepoard. AND I Will Be Back!